Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes
Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's