Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.