Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.