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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...