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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.