What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.