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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.