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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.