What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.