What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....