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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.