Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes