Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes