Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.