Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.