Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.