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American Tourist Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.