How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!