How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr