How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.