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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!