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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.