How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.