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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!