How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.