What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.