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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.