What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.