What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.