How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?