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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!