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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!