How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here