Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.