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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke