Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.