Stormtrooper Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Coal-Ala

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EFISHancy!

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.