How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.