How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.