How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity