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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.