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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!