How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity