What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.