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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.