What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!