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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.