Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY