Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.