Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Because he was a quack head

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!