Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.