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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.