Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.