Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.