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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.