Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.