Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'