Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.