What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.