What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels