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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels