What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.