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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels