Papal towels.
Slaves.
He used cowculus!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
The pope died a virgin
Papa-wheelie!
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Do we have any papal towels