What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.