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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**