What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....