What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.