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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.