What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**