What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....