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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!