What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"