How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.