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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.