How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...