How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.