Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Deer nuts are under a buck.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
My mugger, giving my purse back
You just walk into it
A buck 'n ear
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!
He nuts and bolts.
Because he had no nuts.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
