What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.