How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope