How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)