What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.