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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.