How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)