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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.