Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.