Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!