Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!