Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...