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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.