Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!