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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.