What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!