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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!