What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!