What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!