What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!