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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers