Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

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What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.