Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.