Middle school.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Elephants never forget.
Republicans have them thrown out.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Dracula.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
NEIN!
With a plunger.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
The Republican presidential candidates.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
I wub wub wub you....
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
Both say Please insert Bill.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
For the Sallad
Because then Dallas would want one too.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
To go to the second hand shop
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Progressive rock.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Nobody will look for them.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
