Republican Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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