Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle