Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.