What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name