Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Pink Floyd Jokes More Pink Floyd Jokes

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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