What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff