What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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The white ones are usually pretty pointless