Crayon Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Mark Antony Jokes More Mark Antony Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham