The white ones are usually pretty pointless
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In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
A crayoff
The crayon is non-toxic!
A box of crayons.
Crayon-berries Sorry
Because it wanted to be a texta.
Her crayons are still sticky.
He wanted Mark Antony!
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
Ecru, Brute
He's looking over his shoulder
A rottweiller.
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
Because it's all relative.
El Nio
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Lend me your ears
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Bob.
A polar bear.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.