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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

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Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

White Mail Privilege Jokes More White Mail Privilege Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

10 Black Guy Jokes More 10 Black Guy Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.