White One Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!