Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!