Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.