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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.