Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.