Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit