Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.