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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.