What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.