What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.