What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.