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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.