What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!