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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!