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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!