Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

You might also enjoy:

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.