Wha suh b?
Because her boyfriend was going in.
He kept pushing her around.
A boyfriend.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Shake it off
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
He was a boar.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
With a John Deere letter.
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Because he wasn't a fungi!
I love you with all my art!
You fit into his clothes.
He said he can't elope.
He said it was too tight.
The cream
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
Close the door.
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
You have to chew before you swallow.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Guaca-mole!
The Mexican border.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
He Reddit.
Just be *honest* with it man...
Kitchen
The one on the motorbike.
A Holly Davidson!
Because he had a very large bill.
Cold turkey.
Someone pushed her
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
