What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!