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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

Mango Jokes More Mango Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)