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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)