What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Because they don't cut corners.

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He cuts them short.

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Mango!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!