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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle