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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!