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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)