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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants