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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Wendy Jokes More Wendy Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants