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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips