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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips