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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee