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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist