What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.