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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.