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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist