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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.