Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.