Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*