Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.