Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless