Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.