Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!