Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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A Nietzsche market!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless