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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!