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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless