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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.