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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless