3rd Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.