The pencil is better. It has a point.
LeBronze James
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
It was done in A minor.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Guidelines
He can't get to 3rd base
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
With an electorate blanket.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
The 2016 Olympics.
2016
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He wasn't nosey.
Decomposing
BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Go big or go home
