3rd Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

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