3rd Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

3rd Base Jokes More 3rd Base Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.