LeBronze James
The 2016 Olympics.
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A gun free zone
Gopher gold.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
You're sure to get a little head
They both give kids a little head.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
They're writing their last will and testament.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
To make them happy before they die.
Zikachu.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
The pencil is better. It has a point.