2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!