2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.