2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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2016

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He can't get to 3rd base

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.