2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless