2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."