What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.