What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#