What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.