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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#