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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What are we gonna name our band?

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.