What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#