What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#