Crowd Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Sec Jokes More Sec Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.