Crowd Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Sec Jokes More Sec Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.